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And why do you have a wax crayon and a tortoise?

Posted by Debster on 8 October, 2018 at 1:12 PM

I am currently studying tortoise bottoms to ensure accuracy.
Did you know that a male tortoise's penis is in its tail and can reach his chin?
Just saying...

Posted by Mr BW on 10 October, 2018 at 10:02 AM

Debster - no idea about either.

Mr BW - no comment. Are you jealous?

Posted by Blue Witch on 10 October, 2018 at 8:20 PM

I'd google that tortoise fact but the possibility of what lies down that rabbit hole means I won't. It does explain now how they procreate given their general shape and the shells!

Posted by delcatto on 11 October, 2018 at 7:50 PM

delcatto - we saw two tortoises doing randy tortoise things in a botanic gardens in Betty's Bay in South Africa a couple of years ago. It was very shell-noisy. I didn't know Mr BW's 'useless fact' then, and, frankly, I am quite surprised.

Posted by Blue Witch on 11 October, 2018 at 8:28 PM
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