Comments: In this world, if you don't laugh, you'd cry

I asked my cats what accent they have.
Maisie continued to lick her nether regions and ignored me, Mindy chased a fly and wouldn't sit still long enough to answer me and Sherlock to me to f... off in a Grimsby accent.
That told me then.

Posted by delcatto on 13 October, 2023 at 1:41 PM

my son's two dogs speak French

Posted by Caroline Greenwell on 14 October, 2023 at 8:53 AM

I could do with a bunny killing cat. There's a massive rabbit in the garden which I chased all round the place.

Posted by Debster on 19 October, 2023 at 8:35 AM

The Black Familiar caught the hare that has been eating everything in Nice Nearest Neighbour's garden the other day. NNN had resorted to putting an electric wire all round the perimeter of her garden at hare height, but it proved dangerous to delivery men.

The hare was 1.5 times TBF's size.

She left the dead hare around by the entrance gate all day, right where any visitors would stand on it, so Mr BW eventually put it in a black bag ready to go down to the bins the next time we went out.

After 2 days she pulled it out of the black bag and ate it in 2 'fillets' (one each side of the body).

She clearly knew that game needs 'hanging' before eating.

Posted by Blue Witch on 19 October, 2023 at 11:23 AM

Clever puss!

Posted by Debster on 19 October, 2023 at 10:11 PM